Tuesday, December 18, 2007

PC Holiday Greeting

Here's a little holiday greeting to each of you, whether to my left or my right, politically. Be sure to read to the end, especially if you're a Republican ;-) Instead of the traditional red and green Christmas colors, I thought red and blue were more appropriate for this particular greeting. And, by the way, I love you all, no matter what color state you live in.

To My Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

To My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

(credit to: Kip Allen )

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

oops...I see I commented on the Counting Down part instead of the PC Holiday Greeting..

beware...the results of being a chain blogger are a blogged up brain.

O. W.

Linda said...

No prob! I figured it out :-) Wasn't that Christmas greeting a hoot?

Kelsey said...

Happy Holidays! :)

Kelsey said...

Just kidding. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you, too!

Anonymous said...

Well, excuuuuuse me!!

Your last sentence made NO reference to BREED...leaving us dogs totally out in the cold so to bark. Wee wee?

Phydoux

For the
American Chapter of Relocated Blue Blood Miniature French Poodles

(but..yes...that PC Greeting WAS a hoot!)